Category Archives: Funny Bone

A Well-Educated Teacher!

Folks I ask you, do you think it’s safe to say that this teacher majored in “spelling“?

Missouri Bureau Adds New Show!

Recently the Missouri bureau opened. And since that day there has been a flurry of activity and news stories. Mr. Logston has been very busy.
One thing that stands out are his recent posts on food. From Sunday dinner specialties, to weekday healthy meals.
The new shows name will be, “Cooking with Mrs. Heyseed“.
The new show will be co-produced by Mrs. Heyseed.
We are pleased to have this new addition at the Missouri Bureau.

Dumpster Diving!

Yes folks, there’s all kinds of ways to make a buck in the world. This man has a talented, unique method.

Unique Fireplace, Chimney – What Is Missing?

I was on a run today and caught this piece of masonry art.
But what is missing?
The house, the barn, the shop?  LOL
After putting a lot of thought to it, I think maybe it’s the homemade stove,  grill, oven for the Heyseed family up yonder in the St. Lou area.
Heyseed, as you know, recently joined C_J_L and is the Manager of the Missouri Bureau.
The Heyseed family fixes some mighty fine “viddles” on Sunday!

C_J_L, Rochester bureau extending photo division.

Good afternoon folks.
As many of you know, the Rochester C_J_L bureau is always busy. There’s 22 floors of offices, studios, conference rooms, etc.
As director and lead photo journalist of the bureau, I decided to expand our photography division. Yup, I just bought an outdoor “wildlife” camera as it’s called.
It’ll be a week or 2 before this division is totally in operation. I first have to learn how to use it (operating manuals get me going, LOL). But I do have a few extremely tech savvy friends.
But then safe sites have to be surveyed, some by car/truck, and of course the C_J_L chopper.
I’m looking forward to this. Stay tuned. 🙂

An Icon Reporter Arrives for Meeting

Yes folks, the entire office staff are running around the Rochester C_J_L bureau like crazy people. (J/K ) Mike Mounts has arrived via chopper at the Rochester bureau for meetings with the Chief and staff.

Stay tuned.

The Big Guy Flying in Rochester Bureau Meetings

Good evening folks! With all the activity regarding the eclipse and Pres. Trump and his agenda for tonight. The Rochester bureau is busy also.

The Owner,CEOr/Editor in Chief, Mr. Mark Ivy is flying in to Rochester to meet with Michael Mounts regarding him officially joining C_J_L, Rochester bureau. Mr. Mounts is an author, and well read man in today’s events and historical events also. I as G_M of the Rochester bureau think he’d fit right in.

Stay tuned.

Picture 1, Mr. Ivy Owner,CEO, Editor in Chief of CJL.
Picture 2, His private plane.

Possible new addition to Rochester C_J_L bureau.

Good morning everyone! Currently there’s a lot of activity at the Rochester Bureau. The Chief is flying in for talks to a possible new reporter, Mr. Michael Mounts.
Mr. Mounts is an active writer with 32 novels written to date.
Pic 1: The office staff are working overtime doing updates, setting up a new office if he joins.
Pic 2: The Editor/CEO, Mr. Mark Ivy flew in and just arrived in his limousine from the airport.
Pic 3: A formal breakfast will be taking place after the meetings.
Have a great Sunday.

The Squirrel :)

These mammals are all over, you see them everywhere. From your home back and front yards, to apartment complexes, etc. And they can be annoying, running around, bopping out in front of cars. And they don’t hibernate. So they are around most of the time. However, when it gets brutally cold, they stay in their dens.
To add a bit of humor to this, I’m sure many of you have heard the saying, “Oh that guy is squirrely“. LOL In fact I remember a driver I use to work with his nickname was “Squirrel“.
Yes folks, squirrels have made a name for themselves. Even streets are named after them. LOL

The Rochester C_J_L Bureau

Picture 1, C_J_L Rochester national and international bureau.
Picture 2, The corporate yacht.
Picture 3, The corporate chopper.
Picture 4, The corporate rail car.
Picture 5, Main floor entrance to bureau.