Category Archives: Funny Bone

Mr. Snowman, he’s nervous!

Mr. Snowman is getting nervous. Due to the weather, he feels he may not be here to celebrate with Mark and the worldwide bureaus. He feels he might just melt away. He’s been hitting the bottle lately due to depression. As of this interview with him, it’s 48 degrees.

Walmart safety…

Good morning folks. With all the various things going on in our world, “SAFETY” is number 1. And Walmart definitely encourages it.

Citizens Journalists Offices!

Good afternoon everyone. With the recent progress and growth of Mark’s aka The Chief, news station. More offices are being added almost daily.

Mark now has satellite offices in Rochester and Glen Cove New York. Along with Harpers Ferry West Virginia. From the West Virginia Bureau, Mark immediately added the Mexico Bureau. Miss Lorenais is the bureau chief there. She covers “all” Latin America” topics.

And just recently with serious negotiations, he added on our 1st international office. Yes folks, we now have a news bureau in Sri Lanka. Miss Shari is our foreign correspondent! Headquarters is Indiana.

Here at the Rochester bureau we are located on the 22nd floor. The entire floor is all state of the art electronics for news. Each junior reporter has a suite complete with a computer and satellite telephone.

Me as  bureau chief, I have a desk top computer, laptop, satellite phone, a ham radio and police scanner to track events by the minute. And along with this I have the chopper. Tupac who’s the Glen Cove bureau chief also uses the chopper on assignments.

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Dusty Steals Santa’s Cookies

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Dusty steals Santa's cookies
Dusty steals Santa’s cookies

Photo Journalist & Sri Lanka Bureau Chief: Smokey
Published: December 3, 2015

News Posting ‘Options’

Good morning everyone. With Mark’s new site still in Beta form, I made the decision to help Mark as much as possible in bringing this to yet another level of success. And I’m confident that a few others are with me.

As we all know, when you join a new site, it takes a few days of fishing and poking around to get use to things with our computers. So what I have done for our “head quarter” office in Hymera, Indiana is this.

I designed a special mail box and had crews assemble it in the front yard at headquarters. It’s an elevated mailbox. Citizen reporters can hand write their news reports, gather their photos, and package them. Then via helicopter or drone they can be flown into our headquarter office. Then 1 of the corporate secretaries can write and download your story. I’m thinking this will expedite the growing and progress of

Have a nice day!

DSCN4522Author & Rochester Bureau Chief: Slick Nick
Published: December 2, 2015